dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

by ese1024 January 2, 2011

dirty banana

A blended alcoholic beverage comprised of rum, banana puree and ice. The dirty banana was 1st concocted by Carnival Cruise Lines.

David Hasselhof drank so many dirty bananas he made love to Ozzy Osbourn instead Sharon after the taping of America's Got Talent. Of course Ozzy was so krunk he loved it too.

by Rip Fritzer May 25, 2010

Dirty Odell

When one performs sexual intercouse with a women who is having her period

Setting: Ancient Greece, 400 BC

Aristotle: So Socrates did you have a good time last night with your mistress?
Socrates: Yeah, she was on her period, but I sucked it up and gave her the dirty odell
Aristotle: Damn man thats fucked up, whats wrong with you.
Socrates: I know man, but I didn't have to use a lamb skin or any lubricants.
Aristotle: Your still fucked up man
Socrates: Yeah man, my fuckin toga is bloody as fuck now

by Joe Bosco December 9, 2008

Dirty Sandra

A cocktail drink consisting of 1 part cranberry, 1 part orange juice and a shot of peach schnapps.

Man I got totally crunked off dirty sandra's last night and let your mom give me a rusty trombone

by guns9390 December 31, 2008

dirty kurty

sneaky attempt at anal sex

While Kirk was rubbing the suntan lotion on Karen Sue's back, he thought he'd attempt a litle dirty kurty on her. Karen Sue was not amused!

by Dave Kendrick May 24, 2006

Dirty Gabe

The act of eating a slice of pizza and then going over to a 60 year old mans house and making him bone you in the ass in front of his kids.

Hey what did you do last night?

I went and gave a Dirty Gabe to this weak old man off of Commerce St.

by Boy Toys March 27, 2009

Dirty George

When you stand over a high speed fan and crap a large turd onto it and watch it paint the ceiling.

Lastnight I was so drunk that I painted the ceiling with a dirty george.

by George Weinant December 14, 2008