Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.

Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.

by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023

Bavarian Buffet

Looking for a sexual partner in the crowd after a sportive event.

Hey man, the match is almost over. Should we head out for a Bavarian Buffet?

by Struwwelkoeter October 7, 2023

baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.

Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

joe buffa day

day to celebrate the successes of joe craig buffa
November 23

Aidan Cinardi: Hey do u know what day it is
Rita Rose: It’s Joe Buffa Day!

by Joe Buffa November 17, 2023

Big buff oily men

A guy who is very big and buffed up from the gym and is slobbered up in big amounts of oil all over their body and is apart of the male species looking for an alpha female.

“you know that girl would look good with big buff oily men!

by chickenbutt64 November 21, 2023

gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.

Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!

by LX111101 November 23, 2023

gobble buffer

A term referring a cock buffer.

Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!

by LX111101 November 23, 2023