A purchasable item that can be obtained from any crack dealer on the corner of your street. Disquised as a jack in the box.
by applehead g February 17, 2008
Get the crack in the boxmug. So I was at the bar, right? And ya know I wasn't trying to break the seal, and I met this girl with a golden shower fetish and I was like yo- I can do ya one better! And then I have her the old fashioned Georgia Juice Box! She squirted my piss everywhere!!!
by SpicyFajita January 29, 2017
Get the georgia juice boxmug. by Spawj May 20, 2014
Get the Jacksonville jack in a boxmug. Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016
Get the Piedmont box turtlemug. When a partner is preforming felacio or cunnilingus, before the recipient climaxes, he or she turns around and passes gas into the mouth of his of her partner. Vietnam has nothing to do with this act.
by MWade893 November 30, 2014
Get the Vietnamese Hot Boxmug. A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022
Get the Squatting Shit Boxmug. When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut
Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box
by Fridays1 February 24, 2017
Get the roman tool boxmug.