Dog Derulo

You become a type of 'Dog Derulo' depending on how you are feeling, what sort of state of mind you are in.

It originated in Aberystwyth November 2011 and all started with 'Fume Dog Derulo'

Only some words will work.

If you use the wrong word, or become a dog derulo in the wrong situation, you could end up a)looking like a right tit b)ruin the whole 'dog derulo' get-up.

An example of the words you can use,
Steaming - becomes 'Steam Dog derulo'
Fuming - 'Fume Dog Derulo'
Jealous - 'Jel Dog Derulo
Get turned down by a minger, definite cause for - 'Rejected Dog Derulo'

A few other examples;
Good cook? = a Culinery Genius Dog Derulo

'I heard a bunch of geltaidd live in the Sex Pit now, FUME DOG DERULO!!'

'Sex Panthers social on thursday? I'm gonna be STEAM DOG DERULO!'

by SexPantherGaffer December 6, 2011

Nerd Dogged

When a nerd rager makes an attempt to insult, slander or upset someone with horrible comebacks.

Nerd Dogger: (yelling at player A) dude, that was so gay it makes your family gay."

Player B: (sarcasm)WHOA! player A, you just got nerd dogged...lol

Player A: Ouch....am I suppose to cry now?

by DirtyMooseTaint January 4, 2012

Man-Dog

A hot dog and a slice of Velveta in a bun and covered with Manwich and Heinz 57 Sauce.

I told my girlfriend to make me a sandwich, but she didn't have any bread. So instead, she made me a Man-Dog.

by awesome_food March 8, 2011

Salsa Dog

1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.

1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!

by mis-read July 14, 2011

Spooge-dog

n. An ugly person, usually of female persuasion, whose life conquest revolves around the reception of spooge.

n. A dog made of spooge.

I wish that spooge-dog would hop off my nuts, she's so ugly.

by cockmasterflex513 August 17, 2011

then the dog came in

The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.

Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 13, 2023

Dog Dickin’

When you ain’t worth a fuck at pouring concrete you get accused of dog dickin’ around.

“Aye James said get that mud down and quit dog dickin’.

by Slab Man October 16, 2023