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A Jewish Lesbian

I was invited to a Hannukah party by my close friend that happened to be a Tax Bear Cartel Member

by Pieface_37 May 6, 2024

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Polar Bear

Putting Icy Hot on your condom.

Reaction to being polar beared:

Girl: Oh yeah.......... oh yeah...ooooooooo.....o...........awwwwwwOOOOOHHHHHH......no.....no......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by AWOFF December 2, 2011

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Grizzizzle Bear

What you get when you cross a Black bear and a Grizzly bear.

Whitey #1: What do you get when you cross a black bear and a grizzly bear?

Whitey #2: I dunno.

Whitey #1: A Grizzizzle Bear.

Whitey #2: That's not racist fo rizzle.

by kbehcon February 4, 2010

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Clap Bear

A Koala. Named because Koalas are often erroneously known as Koala Bears, and the high rates of Chlamydia infection, known as "the clap" among wild Koala populations.

Aussie: Koala Chlamydia is a serious crisis!
Floridian: lol clap bears

by Florida_man_on_wild May 6, 2023

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A modified version of the Doggy Style which can only be achieved with long haired women. In this sexual practice, the woman has some sort of String or anything that can chocke her in her mouth. The man pulls the String behind and forces her to face upside.

What you hope for are strokes, strong enough to give her a push forward while she is still able to hold onto the string, accompanied by deap sexual roars and her hair covering her back like a bears pelt.

Yesterday I tried the Moscow Bear Slinger and it went well until she bit through the cloth.

by Ar2rias May 23, 2018

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