Pre-Toilet Poop

To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet

I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop

by Mdgriff August 18, 2014

Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

Poop 'N Scoop

When your friend goes to the bathroom, and you start hitting on the girl he was with.

Dude, Ryan just went to take a dump. Watch the door while I pull a Poop 'N Scoop?

by Saremare May 21, 2017

Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet

Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?

by BDJ Ferda August 7, 2020

Ohio Poop Rag

the Ohio Poop rag is when someone from Ohio can’t afford toilet paper, they use rags.

“yo this chick can’t afford toilet paper”
“that’s shitty, but she can use the Ohio Poop rag method”

by Dunkin’ March 9, 2023

poop vapor

The shit that comes out of your ass when you take a shit or have a wet fart

Damn dude did you blow up the bathroom with you poop vapor ass?

by Minecraft miner April 18, 2019

poop shnozzle

cocaine in poop form

I rolled up a fatty of poop shnozzle.

by Derek Byrne March 15, 2009