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penis cleaner

One who cleans penis(s) with thier mouth.
by Tonacious d April 24, 2018
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Penis Feelings

The phrase others may possibly hear when you say “he in his feelings” fast and/or with slurred speech. In that awkward moment, those who are present may turn to each other and question one or more of the following:

1. “What are Penis Feelings”?

2. “Did he/she just say Penis Feelings?”
3. “Is it possible that we were on the topic of penis and I just missed the conversation switch entirely?”
1. Salina: “Hey, google! Play Penis Feelings by Ruby Rose.”
Google Home: “Playing He in His Feelings by Ruby Rose.”

2. Friend 1: “Did she just say Penis Feelings?”
Friend 2: “Huh?! No! Hahaha! That’s so random! How did you even hear that?”
Friend 1: “I dunno. That’s what it sounded like”.

Friend 2: “Get your hearing checked. No one said anything about penis. Hahaha!”
by sexiano_crew September 26, 2020
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shovel penis

A penis that picks up things moderately well.
Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.
by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014
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penis fritters

A penis fritter is an appetizer where you fry a penis in its own cum. Typically used when you tell someone to go fuck themselves.
Does that place serve penis fritters past 9:30 or am I to late
by Demonhuntr667 October 13, 2022
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Jersey Penis

A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls
That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!
by goopysoup69 December 18, 2022
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Kleiner penis

A small penis, noun, is a joke about someone having a small dick
Kleiner penis, saiid mockingly to a person peeing standing up with exposed penis,
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022
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Penis Slay

Someone who be looking like a fine penis
Sheesh man! U be looking so penis slay today!
by Your Vaginaaa January 18, 2022
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