Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.
Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
by KillaNeptune May 10, 2011
Get the Tard-Oldmug. by Normanish June 2, 2020
Get the The old shit spiritmug. by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019
Get the old man in front of walmartmug. by Ilikebeefjerkey February 16, 2024
Get the 5 year oldmug. Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.
As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
by Jdubsyoyo4 June 17, 2020
Get the Old Lady Pizza boxingmug. When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.
by Suejonathon May 29, 2024
Get the Old Nationalmug. Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Booksmug.