old hickory

When you cut off your penis and testicles cook it in a frying pan and proceed to eat it.

What are you doing Dave? I'm just eating my old hickory limb.

by cmill7589 April 30, 2024

S.O.B. (old manure)

Shot Off Balls in the war.

S.O.B. (old manure) , thank you for your service.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

Old Turkey

Old Turkey is a nickname for anyone who is old, wrinkly, and really tan.

John Gilmore is so tan, old, and wrinkly he is an old turkey.

by aidin jhvvnvbj December 14, 2018

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

Old Sneako

A genius, moments before losing sight of the honourable path they were once on.

I miss the Old Sneako

by Knickers in Paris October 6, 2023

100 years old

An age.

She is nearly 100 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023

40-year-old furgin

When you see a millennial in their mid 30-40s at Walmart wearing a fake tail in the pets department.

Did you just see that 40-year-old furgin walk by with a Lola Bunny spanking T-shirt on?

by He_does_pro-laps August 20, 2021