JACK SLAP

WHEN YOU JACK OFF IN YOUR HAND, AND THEN SLAP SOMEONE IN THEIR FACE

CHICK PISSED ME OFF, SO I JACK SLAPPED THAT HO AND LEFT!

by BIZKITS February 28, 2009

Jack Snyder

name for an outstanding golfer

"wow i played like Jack Snyder today honey , now give me sum dam dinner."

by Bob Vila April 13, 2005

jack bank

An area of the mind used to store images and experiences to be used at a later time to masturbate.

"Brandon put the memory of a girl he saw bending over on the bus into his jack bank"

by Seangrrrr February 7, 2008

jack nuts

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)

check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!

by biz markee August 21, 2003

Jack Daniels

Sell-outs

I'm boycotting

86 proof down to 80 proof

by Heath February 2, 2005

Wave Jack

With the rise of Google Wave, the complete free form of communication has allowed people to insert words into other user's posts or to simply prevent them from typing anything coherent. Typically used in a humorous fashion.

Intended phrase: Just the other day, I was going to my grandmother's house.

Me (and User2): Just the other day, I was going to my grandPENNISSS 8==D~~~mother's house.

User3: "Me" you just got wave jacked.

by Straightjack3t October 14, 2009

picture jacking

when someone "places" themselves in a picture just before or as the button on the camera is pressed and they end up in it when they were initially not supposed to.

(john and sarah looking at their wedding picture...)

john: i don't remember taking this picture with steve

sarah: me neither! another case of picture jacking

by ReDefine November 20, 2009