National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)

SLAP DEM CHEEKS ON June 12th, October 30th, December 14th, March 2nd , and every tuesday in April

Why did you slap his butt. wdym is National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)

by deznu1s October 20, 2021

National beat the crap out of tall people day

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

by Sponge87 October 21, 2021

National Get Your Crushes Number

National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because I’m doing it as well!

You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!

by bemo! October 31, 2021

National blondes day

If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!

Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day

by Mrs. Holland November 1, 2021

National destroy your gf pussy day

On December 1 after no nut November u destroy ur girlfriend

National destroy your gf pussy day

by Austin Davis 573 353 8436 November 5, 2021

National bully ryan day

November 7th is national bully ryan day. all because of one satire discord fight. - (youre welcome ;) — xavier)

“why is everyone targeting me today?”
“its national bully ryan day dumbass.”

by xavierlolz November 7, 2021

National hug your partner day

May 16th is national hug your partner day! Give your partner a hug and tell them how much they mean to you!

You: *hugs*
Partner: thank you but why?
You: it’s may 16th! National hug your partner day :)
Partner: *hugs*

by Thegaysaur November 8, 2021