National suck a dick day

The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day

Hey its national suck a dick day!!!! Omg can't wait!!

by Sam's real February 2, 2020

National Send Nudes Day

April 20th is the day you send nudes to someone just because.

Lemme see your coochie. It’s national send nudes day!

by Diabet0 April 20, 2020

National Suicide Jerk Day

April 14th is National Suicide Jerk Day!

Have fun, Don't get caught!

Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?

Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!

by DaRacoon March 12, 2020

National Expose Caroline’s Day

October 20th is National Expose Caroline day. Today you can expose anyone named Caroline.

Did you guys post any embarrassing pictures of caroline today for National Expose Caroline’s Day?

by hiimadethisasajoke October 20, 2020

national noah slander day

a day (july 1st) to slander any noahs you know - a

HAHAHAH GET IT KNOW - A AND NOAH

hottie: hey do you know what day it is?
loser: no? what day is it?
hottie: its national noah slander day!!!
loser: omg howd i forget!

by deecothedinosaur January 15, 2023

National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

by JG00 July 8, 2023

National Get Head Day

October 16th
You walk up to your crush and ask for head and you shall receive

“Hey today is National get head day, can I have some head.”

by Thebigdawg123456 October 16, 2019