Person: hey we should do (anything) it’s may 9th
Person2: okay because its may 9th it stays between us
Person2: okay because its may 9th it stays between us
by Iz_ka11 May 8, 2024

When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm
by mommymilkermaggot March 28, 2022

she is the ALPHA WOLF AND YOU DONT MESS WITH HER IF YOU DO SHE WILL EAT YOU OUT. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE ONLY EATS YOU OUT AND CHIPS AND SALSA. ALSO SHE IS MOMMY AND THE DAD IS BARRY B BENSON
by possums69696969699 January 22, 2022

by Fannybackflip28 May 24, 2024

by itsGoosie January 16, 2021

Today is the day when people named"Rodislav " should send people named" Teodora "(the pretty, smart, funny and perfect girls) a hundred leva!
by kaloqn.ivanov May 4, 2024

National give it get a blowjob day. On this day if you ask someone for a blowjob they have to give you one.
by 743772 May 6, 2022
