May the fourth be with you

“National get annoyed that everyone says this phrase and your whole mood is ruined Day”

“Yeah bro I just got off of school and so many nerds kept saying May The Fourth Be With You, like bruh your the seventh person that has told me that today”

by Highhawawa420 May 16, 2021

Daisy May

an annoying sket who hasn’t showered since before 9/11

“ew what’s that smell!”

“its just daisy may”

by elliejellie91 September 8, 2023

May 10

National Soapy Titty Pic Day

BF: Omg yes! It’s may 10th, you owe me some Soapy Titty Pics.
GF: Anything for you on May 10th

by Fwammm May 10, 2024

May 2

sit on niggas lap day

Damn bro you heard its may 2? shorddys all tryna sit on my lap now

by notvinz April 30, 2022

MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

Step-Mai

A hottie with a flamethrower and a shit ton of disturbing things to say and send.

Person: Hey there Step-Mai
Step-Mai: You looking like sexy bread gurl

by Anime_Waifuu February 1, 2021

Jamie May

Looks like a love child of ed matthews and beavo with a crippling obsession with rubbing ketchup on his knob. If its not on his knob then its on someones "bearded clam" so he can devour it from there instead. Seriously, dont search bearded clam. Basically an absolute weapon who shoves cucumbers up his arse.

Got any ketchup or cucumbers? Ask Jamie May, hes got them hidden in every hole you can think of!

by Quifeneck November 5, 2025