Elbow Jack

The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.

Requirments, - Penis - Elbow - lubricants

In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.

Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.

Step Two: Apply Lubricant

Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.

Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.

Invented by: J.D Sanghera.

by Pimp Ass BOSS J.D June 17, 2009

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CHICK PISSED ME OFF, SO I JACK SLAPPED THAT HO AND LEFT!

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jack bank

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86 proof down to 80 proof

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