J. Schizzle

Alias of ganster rapper John Cairns, known for his contriversial lyrics about bent slabs.

Like J. Bizzle, but worse.

That J. Schizzle is a right c*nt!

by J. Schizzle April 13, 2008

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: who makes you throw your phone away when she texts you
a: oh it's j

by gjsl November 21, 2021

Me J

(Verb).The act of autofellatio; sucking your own dick

“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”

by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022

J*ron

a chiller, loves packing fatties and chilling

Yo that guy is such a J*ron

by joshf22 December 3, 2023

Ryan J

Ryan J is an epic UK YouTuber known for making shite videos. He Is part of a group channel called "Me And The Boys." All the members (including him) are nonces. He does have a massive cock though.

Your Friend - "Did You See The New Ryan J Video?"
You - "Ew No! Why Would I Watch That Nonce?"

by youraveragesexhaver69420 February 4, 2021

J-Rob

Wears toe shoes, questionable ties and is a giant history nerd.

Oh God look at the shoes J-Robb has on today.

by J-Robb fan December 14, 2022

J Cole Listener

Very Segsy

'Ayo that guy is a J Cole Listener you just know he has a huge dick'

by JCOLE3XPLATINUMNOFEATURES November 25, 2021