Daniel Hornsby is a perky old bastard who needs to find another friend other that George godding (twin to Joshua who is the greatest human alive) Daniel can regularly be found near flocks of birds with shit in his head
Fred: I dare you to lick that bird shit
Harold: nah that stuff looks like Daniel hornsby’s scalp
Fred: oh shit yeah let’s go give him a thick clout round the face
Harold: nah fuckin George godding will come after ya
Both: *laugh*
Harold: nah that stuff looks like Daniel hornsby’s scalp
Fred: oh shit yeah let’s go give him a thick clout round the face
Harold: nah fuckin George godding will come after ya
Both: *laugh*
by Fatty nigga bitch February 28, 2019

by Scottyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 27, 2016

by Nat_DeWitt August 29, 2016

He will fuck u up in a fight he don’t give a fuck bout u. If u see a Daniel RUN especially if yo name is Brandon, Brian, mekhi, or Christian and daniel pulls the most bitches out the whole friend group.
Daniel will slap the shit out of u
by Dygcf November 25, 2021

A guy with a big dick. You’d be lucky to have a Daniel because he’s the most finest man you’ll ever meet.
by anonymous November 14, 2021

Rando guy: wow look at that long bodied long snapper who is that
Another rando: that’s a bean man pole named Daniel
Another rando: that’s a bean man pole named Daniel
by Yessirrrbuddayyyy December 9, 2019

by Sexygallysareforme July 25, 2022
