crack in the box

A purchasable item that can be obtained from any crack dealer on the corner of your street. Disquised as a jack in the box.

This crack in the box is so interesting! NOT!

by applehead g February 17, 2008

tiny box tim

Markiplier's little biscuit

I wanna buy a tiny house for tiny box tim to live in just an itty bitty one it would be adorable

by darkclaw wolfgod June 4, 2021

Safety deposit box

When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.

Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `

by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011

Fabric Covered Box

A cubicle.

"Here I am spending my prime in fabric covered box."

by Pointy haired boss 123 October 11, 2022

Vietnamese Hot Box

When a partner is preforming felacio or cunnilingus, before the recipient climaxes, he or she turns around and passes gas into the mouth of his of her partner. Vietnam has nothing to do with this act.

I gave Karen the old Vietnamese Hot Box last night. She puked.

by MWade893 November 30, 2014

Through the box wheelie

When you wheelie a sportsbike and change gear with it up...

I was on the R1 I clutched it up at about 60 mph then took it through the gearbox. IE: Through the box wheelie

by M King August 5, 2010

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022