jack johnson

A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson

"let's have a party on friday"
"you bring the dank and mellow"
"ok, I'll bring my Jack Johnson CD"

by lizzlemynizzle August 18, 2005

Jack Sparrowed

When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).

St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...

by Wes Lynch August 24, 2011

rack jack

to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.

"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."

"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"

by mista biggins September 22, 2008

Jack-rack

1) Hanging upside-down whilst cracking one off;

2) Someone engaged in 1).

From the sink-holes of Surrey in England.

1) My back was killin', but I fancied a quick spaff, so I did the Jack-rack.

2) Dude, you're such a Jack-rack.

by Tuomas February 21, 2006

jack jick

A term used in anger when you are trying to call someone a jack ass and a bitch at the same time and you fuck up

She screamed at her husband calling him a jack jick after he rolled home at 4 am.

by ughthissucks July 21, 2006

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana they got high jack grabbed Jill’s thigh and said I know you wanna 😝✌️

Is that jack and Jill

by An I oop 123 sksksksk turtals October 25, 2019

Elbow Jack

The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.

Requirments, - Penis - Elbow - lubricants

In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.

Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.

Step Two: Apply Lubricant

Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.

Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.

Invented by: J.D Sanghera.

by Pimp Ass BOSS J.D June 17, 2009