wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023

Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 02, 2014

Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 03, 2019

Wet Think

A wet think is when you're very tired and have a shower, you turn the temperature up a lil and sit down for an existential crisis.

Aw man I was having such a bad day I went for a wet think.

by I get money!!$ May 08, 2018

wet nostril

a moisturized nose orifice

wow thats a moisturized nose orifice
oh you mean a wet nostril

by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019

wet fast

Only drinking water during an intermittent fast.

I'm having a wet fast, you know, just drinking water for 12 hours with no food at all.

by mortynotricky April 12, 2024

Wet mouth

Sex partner

What the fuck man... She's fucking ugly
"She's just a wet mouth to me mate"

by 4t53w4t3tg35ryg35ryg May 17, 2023