bar-time boyfriend

The guy at the bar you just can't help but make-out with while wasted, no matter how ugly he may be, because it seems like a good idea at the time.

"After six vodka cranberries Toothless Joe became my new bar-time boyfriend."

by SisterT22 April 13, 2009

fuck your time

1. When you don't have time for bullshit
2. used to show that the person is a waste of time/waste of anything
3. When you have nothing else to say

Man whore: let's hook up but keep this between me and you
Girl: nah, fuck your time.

Girl:can u come over and bring me ice cream?:)
Boy: if we don't makeout or some shit after then fuck your time

by Supergurl4 October 27, 2013

COUNTRY ROADS time

It's when the nukes starts droppin'.

Bill: Why do I hear air raid sirens and country roads?
Ted: It's COUNTRY ROADS time.
*Bill has flashbacks to fallout 76*
Bill: OH GOD! I NEED TO GET MY KID!
*Bill gets into the car*
Bill: OH GOD CHAD IS STILL IN SCHOOL! I NEED TO GET HIM!
*Bill proceeds to drive into a town of anarchy*
Bill: Oh I hope my family's alright.
*A flash in the distance is seen*
Bill: I'm to late...
*Bill opens phone and dialed his wife's number*
Bill: I love you Martha,*breathes in, holding back tears* and Chad as well. I meet you when we get up there, ok? ok.
*Bill closes his phone and lays back as the light gets closer, closes his eyes, and reclined his chair.

by Richard Dickison November 10, 2019

tortilla time bomb

The phenomenon that happens in young hispanic women that have big tits and asses that get older and gain a great amount of weight.

She was a dime piece until the tortilla time bomb went off...boom

by Blessie Stramson October 3, 2017

time travel juice

Alcohol in a jar or bottle, often brought in bulk to a celebration.

Also known as fun, hooch, hippie juice, and baltic tea.

Dude, did you bring your time travel juice to Marge and Vic's Gradumacation party??

by Spammich34 May 3, 2017

Part time hoe

Not a full hoe just a hoe on occasions like holidays and Valentine's Day or when she needs something

"Caroline is a part time hoe she only works on weekends to do her nails and pay her rent"

by Just_Another_One June 17, 2016

time to kill myself

You say this when you see something so cancerous, it makes you want to kill yourself. Can also be used in a good way.

Well, I just met someone who believes women don't have rights. Time to kill myself.

(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself

by WeegeeDefineNerd January 17, 2017