Oh la la! Un autre embouteillage?! Mon chef va me foutre à la Porte si j'arrive en retard! (Oh god, another traffic jam?! My boss is going to sack me if I arrive late!)
by Walkable cities October 19, 2022

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by I<3JamesonKrenzer October 6, 2023

when you take a shit underneath a bed's mattress pad and then also between the mattress and the box spring. the victim will first discover the fecal matter under the mattress pad, and they will believe that the issue is rectified after cleaning that up. for a period of time afterwards, hopefully several weeks, the victim will continue to discover a foul smell, before they eventually realize the second deposit underneath the mattress.
this phenomenon resembles an Oreo where the mattress is the white filling between the two layers of chocolate.
this phenomenon resembles an Oreo where the mattress is the white filling between the two layers of chocolate.
"I just found out that my man has been cheating on me. it's time to go to his house and leave him an unpleasant surprise. I hope that him and his new lady friend enjoy discovering this Uh-Oh Oreo!"
by mister hoodrich April 4, 2023

A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.
by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022
