Simp

Simp is an Internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in order to win their affection

Alicia: Omg Sofi is such a simp!
Sam: Sofi is the embodiment of the word simp.
Sofi: BRUH.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Simp

Simp means
S= Super
I=Insane
M=Minecraft
P=Player

-Friend “ yo bro your a simp
-Me “ stfu I don’t like girls any girl rn I wanna stay single forever l
-Friend “ oh no not like that it mean super intense Minecraft player SIMP duh “
-Me “ ohhhh you got me there bud “

by Lolshddh November 22, 2021

Simp

Michael Naudi

That guy is such a simp

by LordNaudster November 21, 2021

Simp

A guy who will do ANYTHING for a chick. Usually called Angelo or George, these people will literally compliment a girl for no reason at all, buy her things and be an all round pussy in the effort to impress a girl who is not interesting. Most commonly, these people are not very good looking and will often us the phrase "nice guys finish last". Avoid at all costs.

1. "Hey bro, Angelo is such a simp for her"

2. Past tense " The other day I saw Angelo simping for this girl, it was so cringe"

by Pickmeboipolice69 November 21, 2021

Simp

n.
1. A simple minded individual.
2. A modern day conservative

Synonyms: fool, chimp-hence, monkey see monkey do

“Dave is such a simp bruh. He’ll call an artist’s whole discography trash after hearing only one of their songs”

“ John don’t never wanna try anything new. I swear to god he be on some simp shit”

by flu5h October 26, 2019

SIMP

stands for Squirrels in my pants

Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Whats in your pants?

SIMP?
What?
SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by PhineasPhanatic October 31, 2019