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dead pisser

1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.
Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.
by CATSASS11 January 17, 2012
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Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15
I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!
by AugustG September 7, 2013
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Bro dead

When a friend particularly a guy is down for anyone but his bro’s
Man ever since John got a girlfriend he’s been bro dead
by Bro dead June 5, 2020
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Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.
Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.
by BenDober September 4, 2019
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dead gemmies

Inflatable holiday yard decorations (most of which are manufactured by a company called 'Gemmy') without the blower motor on; the inflatables deflate and appear as flat, lifeless blobs on the lawn.
"Dude, their yard won first place in the neighborhood decoration contest, but when they turn the power off at night, it's just a graveyard of dead Gemmies."
by C Baker January 7, 2008
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teddy dead

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.
I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.
by Nikoss January 31, 2008
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Dead ting

When you see twiggy your first impression is... dead ting
by Lol that’s funny July 11, 2019
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