When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).
St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
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In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.
Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.
Step Two: Apply Lubricant
Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.
Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.
Invented by: J.D Sanghera.
In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.
Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.
Step Two: Apply Lubricant
Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.
Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.
Invented by: J.D Sanghera.
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1) My back was killin', but I fancied a quick spaff, so I did the Jack-rack.
2) Dude, you're such a Jack-rack.
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by Tuomas February 21, 2006
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