Urban Dictionary

A place where death is automatically indefinitely positively thoroughly and truly inevitable.

You: *looks up the urban dictionary in the urban dictionary*
Google: *dies*
Computer: *dies*
Fbi: *bangs on door* "FBI OPEN UP"

by mmmmmmbjgbugcdsxxqwertyuiop[[[ May 5, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A stupid website that wont let me define my friend Liam as a joke. fuck you urban dictionary I love you.

"Urban dictionary likes men"

by peniscockdickschlongdingaling April 26, 2021

Urban dictionary

Social media as a dictionary. Kinda. Also a place to search up random words when bored.

Friend: what does “couch” mean?
Me: Search it up in Urban Dictionary, you’ll thank me later
*five minutes later*
Friend: Well, that was insulting
Me: It’s speaking facts though

by Just_hate_twowrlds October 9, 2022

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone talks about sex and stuff and it gets really annoying.

Today, I checked out Urban Dictionary and i found a lot of inappropriate words.

by YonJon7ron November 2, 2019

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by UrbanDictionaryOwl September 14, 2020

Urban dictionary

A website where dumb apes make definitions that have no meaning.

"Did you see the urban dictionary definition?"

by Dumb ape April 20, 2017