confuctor 

A magician who procures dancing monkeys and dollar signs out of the least likely sources. A badass who leads by example. AKA one of my favorite thirds of the coven formerly known as the coven.

That Jamie is a real Confuctor.

confuctor by Seth-crazed Hoochie April 1, 2024

Confuckterception 

Confused and or fucked up perception of people, places or events.

Her confuckterception of the situation kept her from seeing the reality of the events happening all around her.

Confuckterception by Colee79 April 2, 2024

confrizzled 

Confrizzled is a portnamteau of the words "confused", "fried", and "puzzled" and means to be simultaneously confused and puzzled to the point that your brain is fried. It's like Confuzzled on steroids.

All this work integrating AI into all of our business workflows has me confrizzled.

confrizzled by Joe Nathan loves INOB April 4, 2024

Confirmend 

Adjective
When something in a fictional piece of media isn't explicitly stated as canon but other things make it implied that it is indeed canon.

(Character A in a silly robot show types out "Hanging out? We just kinda are hanging out a lot idk" with hearts when referring to Character B)
Bob: OMG CHARACTER A X CHARACTER B CONFIRMEND!

Confirmend by cherrysandcats April 6, 2024

Confuasia 

Where everyone is confused about where they are and when they are

I’m sorry I’m so confuasia

Confuasia by Confuasia April 14, 2024

confusing 

something that happens way too much during conversations

So........You is me?
No, Me is Me.
Oh, you is me but me is me
Wait no, what?
This is too confusing.
ok but you isn't you.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

confusing by bepboopbap April 22, 2024

Configurating 

The art of setting up and preparing a crap ton of devices.

I've been configurating devices all day, when will it end?

Configurating by Darth Reign April 23, 2024