Two

1+1=48
Why? Cuz I said so!!!!!

Your mom got TWO dicks in her pants!!!🤤

by Your mom is my femboy slut November 24, 2021

two fingers up

it means that you are crazy in love with faiq fr no cap

sarah is holding two fingers up that means she is obsessed with faiq fr no cap

by hagsbjajakajs May 23, 2022

Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

two beats

An amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube. The guy that runs the channel is awesome! Subscribe to the two beats today!!

"Did you see that new two beats cover?"
"YEAHH it's awesome! 😎✌🏻"

by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023

Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

two skidoos

A very small girl also refered to as a floppy or a teener. Very addicted to social media and cellphones

Teener two skidoos

by yoyoyo8765309 October 31, 2013

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014