by __Mudkip November 18, 2017
Get the Day old Jimmy John's breadmug. by Petter the griffin October 11, 2018
Get the old hamstringmug. Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
Get the Old man jankinsmug. A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
Get the How old is your newspaper?mug. by nattyjubiedeeznuts.com June 11, 2025
Get the four years oldmug. A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017
Get the Old Faithfulmug. A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018
Get the Old Skinmug.