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black and blue balled

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.
After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.
by Bad Obnauticus November 1, 2009
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Blue Lagoon Syndrome

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation
A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008
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red vs blue

A web series in which XBox's Halo game sequences are recorded and voiced over as a sitcom.

By the way, Sarge is right. There is no motion capture in Red vs Blue. Take that, Prof Chaos!
Tejas! Tejas!

The Puma.

Is this Blue Command?
Oh, yeah, man! Sure! Totally! What's going on?
You sure? The Blue Command Base?
Hey dude, take it easy. You called me. I didn't call youuuuu....
by Heinous "Church" Dude February 2, 2004
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Corporate Blue Balls

What one gets after hours and hours of meetings discussing a decision and the decision is never made.
This is the 4th meeting we've had this week to discuss whether or not we should we should order more paper for the copier. Someone needs to make a decision - I've got Corporate Blue Balls!
by BB63 December 7, 2012
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blue diamond philips

blue diamond philips is street name for a viagra. it is derived from the actors name... lou diamond philips
i took a blue diamond philips and now my beef is hard.
by rocketdelux October 9, 2011
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Blue Slide Park

Malcolm McCormack's "Mac Miller" first ever album release. He put out a number of mixtapes onto the internet for free, and this one will be sold for a price.
Mixtapes : The JukeBox, KIDS, The High Life, etc.

Albums : Blue Slide Park
by JGregs July 7, 2011
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code blue

When a mans pubic hairs get tucked into his foreskin creating pain and miscomfort.
"damn it"
"Whats wrong?"
"Code blue mate"
by bernie06 September 29, 2005
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