Angry poo

When you eat spicy food such as hot wings or hot chill sauce then go for a poo and it leaves you with a burning sensation on your ring hole
Mate, that curry last night has just given me a right angry poo
by Massivecyunt June 16, 2022
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sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
by Hudge72 May 06, 2017
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turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.
Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'
by McChuff January 28, 2024
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space poo

Shitting into a vacuum cleaner pretending you're astronaut.
I'm gonna mix it up and go for a space poo!
by Newagearsewipe March 09, 2016
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Space poo

When you start taking a shit and put the vaccuum cleaner nozzle on your asshole and suck the feces out.
" I didn't want to miss the episode on tv but I had to take a shit, so I grabbed the vaccuum and took a space poo"
by Rogeydogdogwhoofwhoofwhoof March 03, 2018
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poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.
Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!
by gatosgirl July 06, 2010
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