Simp

n.
1. A simple minded individual.
2. A modern day conservative

Synonyms: fool, chimp-hence, monkey see monkey do

“Dave is such a simp bruh. He’ll call an artist’s whole discography trash after hearing only one of their songs”

“ John don’t never wanna try anything new. I swear to god he be on some simp shit”

by flu5h October 26, 2019

SIMP

stands for Squirrels in my pants

Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Whats in your pants?

SIMP?
What?
SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by PhineasPhanatic October 31, 2019

simp

tristan brandon

tristan is a ginger who also happens to be a simp

by sofiefyb November 3, 2019

Simp

A guy head over heels, trying his best to please a woman, but the woman doesn’t put out any effort.

Did you hear that Will Knutson is a simp?

by ObeseTaiwanKids November 4, 2019

simp

a person who worships or cares for a person more then they maybe should. being a simp should NOT be considered an insult.

“hey did you see that guy?? he was such a simp for that girl”

by covyn November 30, 2020

Simp

S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
SIMP, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
- 2 Guys N The Parque & Candace

by sadRainbow December 1, 2020

simp

A guy who puts the hoes before the bros

"nate why are you putting me in the trunk"

"because we're am i gonna put the girls"

"your being such a simp"

by anonymous December 3, 2020