pita queen

A gay man who prefers dating Arab gay men.

Bob: John just broke up with Sam and is already going out with Dan.

Greg: Wow aren't they both Arab?

Bob: Yeah I know he's such a Pita Queen.

by friendsofsam October 28, 2013

Pitsnake

One who can be defined as one a snake who would be containg the resemblance of thee area of a pit. (Note a pitsnake doesn't actually dwell in a pit. The pit merely used to contrast how snake the subject is being.)

That guy is so annoying. He's a real pitsnake.

by AGoodDeed November 2, 2013

Piterable

When something is pitiful and terrible at the same time!

You chose Mike with your first round pick! Thats a piterable choice!

by NotoriousFIG November 15, 2013

Pittorific

Something so magical and beautiful yet totally natural. The very essence of beautifulness caugh in a single shot or glimpse. It Is also the politicaly correct expression of it's degenerate cousin Pittorifucked.

When she walked by, all the guys were totally pittorifucked. Nice sunset here at gaycamp, one could almost say, it's pittorific.

by Webster's Dick-tionary November 17, 2013

pitstop pigeon

A truck stop prostitute, other wise known as a "Lot Lizard".

"Man, this place is crawling with pitstop pigeons!

by booplady December 14, 2013

Pittsburg Steamer

When a man shits on a cat, and the women eats it off it. While talking in English accents. Twice
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"I love when my boyfriend wants to do a Pittsburg Steamer in bed with me."

by DDDDD69 June 28, 2014

pity fish

Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.

I saw a pity fish in the pond yesterday and I felt really bad for it, so I gave it 40 bucks.

by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014