If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.
by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021

Because that's how it works.
by Masterofdapoo March 20, 2020

Poo stinks like hell. Don’t say it smells good because it does not.
I will get my glen 20 out at your house. If you don’t want it in your house then check my bag
I will get my glen 20 out at your house. If you don’t want it in your house then check my bag
Poo stinks 😷
by Cyangirl9 September 27, 2021

by zeakiscute January 20, 2022

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."
by stan claire May 1, 2022

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.
The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.
The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.
James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.
by Mikool77 July 13, 2023
