Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?
Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!
Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!
by gatosgirl July 06, 2010
A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.
Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?
Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?
Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 25, 2024
noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"
by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017
'I have the nicest shoes in this office, so I pop my poo pluggers on so Sandra from accounts doesn't know I'm doing a poo'
by Pixiepuntopistola June 12, 2017
that new cream makes your skin so soft judy, feels just like asoomie poo.
Ewwww! what is that smell is there an asoomie poo in here?!
Ewwww! what is that smell is there an asoomie poo in here?!
by likescrack March 27, 2011
When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D
Much love x
Much love x
by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021
by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017