old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022

Old budge

One’s mother

Hey, how’s your old budge doing?

by Mlj1980 February 26, 2021

Old Faithful

The act of having anal sex with somebody experiencing diarrhea.

I took Glenn to Yellowstone but he had tummy issues from the campfire chili. Old Faithful definitely came according to schedule that night.

by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.

by Father of 7 June 7, 2018

haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.

Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.

by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023

old mug

Wide and hallow dick

Hey have you heard that joe has a old mug, his girl told me.

by Stuffgun February 14, 2017

43 Year Old Moms

the finest group of men ever assembled by God

usually shortened to just '43'

a core 5 members with 3 extra members leaving in 2019-2020 and 3 additional members being added 2020-2021

"Where were you?"
"I was hanging out with the 43 Year Old Moms (43)"

by sometimessepe August 31, 2021