Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024

Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed

look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.

"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025

21st of March

National Group fuck day! Grab your friends and get to it.

-Ahh sorry I am not free on 21st of March, got invited somewhere.

-You have been invited already to Frank's?
-Yeah I will be there! Okay that eill be fun now

by DXD123 March 18, 2026

21st of March

National friendgroup hump day! Good friends get together and everyone gets a round with everyone (if they can take it)

-Are you invited to Jake for 21st of March?
-Yeah Amy I will be there too.
-Hell yeah, this will be a blast!

by DXD123 March 18, 2026

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Set 1 merchant

Someone who’s in set one in everything and are usually a massive fucking GIMP

“Shut up mate you set 1 merchant”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025