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George H. W. Bush

A fucking pervert who somehow became a president. His name should be George P. W. Bush, “P” standing for Pervert. George’s hobbies include commuting war crimes, stalking little kids, touching women’s tits, cheating on his wife, and creating failed abortions like George Walker Bush, who would go on to do 9/11. The “HW” in PbHW82, HW bush is a example of a failed parent and disgusting human.
This following story (as well as all of my other stories) are PARODIES. I do NOT condone 9/11, pedophillia, or terrorism at all. Rest in peace to those who were killed that day and praise the brave heros that tried to save lives amidst the chaos. Anyhow let’s carry on:
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.
by FugginPARODYbro July 3, 2025
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Bush Mode

The efficient process of turning yourself from a homosapien or homoneanderthal to a bush, via a leaf.
Step 1:
Gather the leaf of a bush
Step 2:
Crouch
Step 3:
Hold the leaf close to and directly infront of your face.
Step 4:
Shout : “BUSH MODE ACTIVATE” it has to be in an Australian accent.
You: BUSH MODE ACTIVATE
Friend: Woah bro where did you go?
by the english aussie May 31, 2018
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put that pussy in the bush

Instructing a mature women who shaves her pubic hair, like a baby, to grow it out and go natural.
Damn bitch, you look like a 6 year old. Put that pussy in the bush
by Alprazo November 11, 2017
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Badass bush

I had to bring machete when I bang you mama and her badass bush last night.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019
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Bushing

The act of going to the forest to have sex in the bush.
Person 1: Want to go bushing again this weekend?
Person 2: Definitely! Bring the lube.
by CuteNewt May 26, 2025
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Burning Bush

A slang term for pot. As it is like a bush. Can also be interchanged for weed, reefer, ganga, and mary jane.
Woah Moses. You said you saw God appear to you. We think you've been smoking some of that burning bush.
by TheCompleteVoid June 14, 2018
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Bush

Usually talks vietnamese, make sure it covers it’s cough!
by Troll200 April 5, 2020
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