First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

Bandmate In-Law

Bandmate to the In-laws.

My father-in-laws bandmate is my bandmate in-law.

by Courtz Crystal November 9, 2019

The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told

Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....

by gowk_ February 25, 2020

The Karamazov law

The real state of a relationship is inversly proportional tot the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Becky and Jake look so cute on instagram, but, they totally live according to the karamazov law, they hate eachother.

by TheDankBoisin1080p January 7, 2021

the law of BtH

The natural law that states that when a certain person from a non-disclosed Western-European country introduces two or more people to eachother, they will always immediatly gang up on the person that introduced them. It does not matter whether these people knew eachother before or how long they knew the introducer already. Scientist are still researching the exact cause of this law.

Kyle #1: you know, I kinda feel bad for him. Why do we always bully him again?
Kyle #2: because of the law of BtH

by sint-kathelijne-waver March 10, 2022

Tomassi's Law

"Never attribute to ignorance that which can more easily be attributed to grift." - Rollo Tomassi

"How does this person sound so dumb?"

"Probably just grifting off an ideology. Tomassi's Law in action."

by loudest12man November 14, 2023

co-cousin-nephew-in-law

The grandson-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019