how i roll

used to affirm one's impressive attribute

-you always carry around $5000 in cash?
-yeah, that's how i roll

-did you just kick that guy's ass because he looked at your girl?
-you know, that's how i roll

by pugz September 5, 2008

...and then I found $5.

a phrase you would say after telling a "funny" story, but the other person didn't laugh. Makes the story more interesting.

...and then I found $5.

by dreamer3759 April 4, 2011

That's Cool I guess

Something that people say to almost anything that is in no way cool/they used no guesswork in any way, shape or form.

Oh well that's cool I guess.

by The Homie Himself 💯 May 13, 2011

...and then I found a fiver

At the end of a long story you now realise was really boring, you should always end that story with "...and then I found a fiver."

I was gonna eat some cheese. Then I realised I didn't want any and had some yoghurt instead...and then I found a fiver

by Terry 87 November 21, 2010

I thanx nada

A phrase used to articulate a negative response to a question.

Quesion: Would you bone Barbara Bush?
Answer: I thanx nada. She is a beezy.

by youngkuss the don May 17, 2006

i smooch you

Derrek's substition for the three words used most inapropiatly: i love you.

"aw baby i love you."
"what the FUCK?!"
"i smooch you."
"much better."

by tyrone mista May 25, 2008

I counted the beans

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.

Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.

by ZDK December 9, 2008