A place where kids go to school if they don't live close enough to Cabot or Searcy, or were unfortunate enough to go to McRae before the consolidation. Sorry, kids, you had to leave your crackhead town and now your mascot is the badger. Tough luck.
Home to many important figures, such as Mrs. Cook, Mrs. Sandlin, Mrs. Williamson (see lesbian), Mr. Barrentine (see Nazi), and many others.
It has about 800-900 students 9-12 grade, and most of them are pregnant. Those that aren't are male.
Also, most of the kids are on drugs like meth or weed.
Half of the kids dip in the middle of class, and the teachers don't care,
Some of the kids go to their cars and smoke during lunch, and no one notices.
All the funding goes to the landscape and the football team, so the computers, science, art, drama, and other programs all blow,
along with that whole, pesky "education" part of school.
All that's out the window.
The dance team is made up of a bunch of kids who aren't cool, skinny, or well connected enough to make the cheerleading squad.
Half the cheerleading squad is sleeping with the football team.
Half the football team is gay and doesn't want to tell anyone.
But I guess that goes for the baseball team and the basketball team, too.
The goth kids are almost all idiots who don't want anything except for their parents to give a shit and stop smoking ganja when they should be at a parent teacher conference
oh, and they want to not conform and be little bitches like all the preps, but that never works.
All the nerds are trying so desperately to be preps instead of just doing what makes them happy.
All the other kids in between are the ones who get pregnant, get arrested, or graduate and never leave.
All of us who work work shit jobs, and we never expect to be working there for the rest of our lives, but hey, someone has to be the manager.
See, the sad truth of it is, this is the place where we go to pretend that the world gives a shit about us and that we will be able to be all that we can be in the world, every single one of us, and that every jock will go professional, and every artist will make it big, while the establishment is busy filling our heads with nonsense and trying to get us to pay social security out of the paychecks from our shit jobs so they can retire from their shit jobs. They are trying to make us functional human beings, but really, they all know we're just a bunch of kids in a little town in a state no one cares about.
The good parts, though, are things like the band. The band is really good.
Another good part is the cafeteria food. It's pretty good.
And our test scores don't suck as much as some places in Arkansas.
But hey, if you win a race in the special olympics....
Home to many important figures, such as Mrs. Cook, Mrs. Sandlin, Mrs. Williamson (see lesbian), Mr. Barrentine (see Nazi), and many others.
It has about 800-900 students 9-12 grade, and most of them are pregnant. Those that aren't are male.
Also, most of the kids are on drugs like meth or weed.
Half of the kids dip in the middle of class, and the teachers don't care,
Some of the kids go to their cars and smoke during lunch, and no one notices.
All the funding goes to the landscape and the football team, so the computers, science, art, drama, and other programs all blow,
along with that whole, pesky "education" part of school.
All that's out the window.
The dance team is made up of a bunch of kids who aren't cool, skinny, or well connected enough to make the cheerleading squad.
Half the cheerleading squad is sleeping with the football team.
Half the football team is gay and doesn't want to tell anyone.
But I guess that goes for the baseball team and the basketball team, too.
The goth kids are almost all idiots who don't want anything except for their parents to give a shit and stop smoking ganja when they should be at a parent teacher conference
oh, and they want to not conform and be little bitches like all the preps, but that never works.
All the nerds are trying so desperately to be preps instead of just doing what makes them happy.
All the other kids in between are the ones who get pregnant, get arrested, or graduate and never leave.
All of us who work work shit jobs, and we never expect to be working there for the rest of our lives, but hey, someone has to be the manager.
See, the sad truth of it is, this is the place where we go to pretend that the world gives a shit about us and that we will be able to be all that we can be in the world, every single one of us, and that every jock will go professional, and every artist will make it big, while the establishment is busy filling our heads with nonsense and trying to get us to pay social security out of the paychecks from our shit jobs so they can retire from their shit jobs. They are trying to make us functional human beings, but really, they all know we're just a bunch of kids in a little town in a state no one cares about.
The good parts, though, are things like the band. The band is really good.
Another good part is the cafeteria food. It's pretty good.
And our test scores don't suck as much as some places in Arkansas.
But hey, if you win a race in the special olympics....
Private School Kid: "Hey, where do you go to school?"
me: "Beebe High School."
PSK: "... oh. That's cool, i guess."
me: "STFU"
me: "Beebe High School."
PSK: "... oh. That's cool, i guess."
me: "STFU"
by ThatGirlBackThere June 28, 2009
Get the Beebe High Schoolmug. a literal shit hole that looks like a 21st-century prison camp and is in the middle of the shttiest city on the planet.
Girl 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Girl 2: "Heelan High School"
Girl 1: " Heelan is a shit hole with no hot guys"
Girl 2: " Bitch I know..."
Girl 2: "Heelan High School"
Girl 1: " Heelan is a shit hole with no hot guys"
Girl 2: " Bitch I know..."
by that one heelan hoe May 6, 2019
Get the Heelan High Schoolmug. during naked times involving 3+ people, one participant inserts a finger into the woman's vagina while another participant inserts a finger into her anus. The inserters then touch fingers through the vaginal/rectal walls, simulating a high-five. except with fingers.
my room mate and i had some slut ask us to double team her. we started it off with a celebratory finger high-five.
by j.t. paperstacks September 21, 2010
Get the finger high-fivemug. A high school in Calvert County, Maryland
The schools mascot is Patriot Pete, who's physical costume looks like a drug-addicted kid dicker.
typical species you can observe here are creepy nerds, homophobic white kids who speak in a blaccent, really annoying rich kids who make owning airpods their entire personality, etc.
Their reputation comes from their football team and kids who smoke cigarette butts and girls with acrylics who smoke juuls in the bathroom who fight with their friends for sleeping with their boyfriend.
The schools mascot is Patriot Pete, who's physical costume looks like a drug-addicted kid dicker.
typical species you can observe here are creepy nerds, homophobic white kids who speak in a blaccent, really annoying rich kids who make owning airpods their entire personality, etc.
Their reputation comes from their football team and kids who smoke cigarette butts and girls with acrylics who smoke juuls in the bathroom who fight with their friends for sleeping with their boyfriend.
by Moth.png October 14, 2021
Get the Northern High Schoolmug. Lakeland high school after 2015
Everyone smokes weed or vapes.
Everybody is always in a good mood because they're high
Everyone smokes weed or vapes.
Everybody is always in a good mood because they're high
by Bakeland kid May 26, 2017
Get the bakeland high schoolmug. by fxckingblonde December 5, 2019
Get the Sabino High Schoolmug. A school who think vaping is cool. Bitches who hides in stalls to have their conversations. Boys who think sagging their pants is a new trend. Students who do not know how to walk in the hallways like a bunch of old people. A school where the football team doesn’t know how to score a touchdown. Students who says “A212 was fun, no cap”. Where the pep rally’s are trash and the cheerleaders don’t know how to cheer. Where girls act fake and act so stupid. It’s a school where we learn and get on with our lives so stop acting stupid, fake, ghetto, and act like mature adults. Never mind I don’t give a fuck about y’all. And don’t let me forget about your obsessions with TikTok. Where guys dates a girl and dumps them the week after. You may not know me but I know you: Freshmans, Sophomores, Juiors, and Seniors. PERIOD!!!
See y’all Tomorrow.
See y’all Tomorrow.
Bloomfield High School
Nayeshia- I heard you have been talking talking shit about me
Christie- So, What what you gonna do about it
Nayeshia- Ok then let’s fight after school if you wanna act bitchy to me
Everyone- Pulls out their Snapchat and takes a video
Nayeshia- I heard you have been talking talking shit about me
Christie- So, What what you gonna do about it
Nayeshia- Ok then let’s fight after school if you wanna act bitchy to me
Everyone- Pulls out their Snapchat and takes a video
by StinkyFishy November 25, 2019
Get the Bloomfield High Schoolmug.