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The Ryan Orcutt Effect

It’s when you

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Wow, the Ryan Orcutt Effect made me blow up Malaysia!!
by Saggit.Bob February 24, 2021
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Digital Passover Effect

The exclusion of specific files or folders from being accessed by searching, indexing or scanning software such as antivirus apps.
Kojiro: Hey Burt, could you verify and validate some data on my flash drive for me?
Burt: Sure bruv, but is any of them to be tagged for Digital Passover Effect?
Kojiro: Yeah. Those folders containing the hack tools I shared with you last week. Thanks loads!
by BennyTee2 July 16, 2023
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The Johnny Reservo Effect

When an opinion is deconstructed to such a fundamental level that the person/group holding the point of view have to contradict the core idea and in doing so have their mind changed.
"Wow, I just had my mind changed!"

"That's the Johnny Reservo Effect."
by Bill Holden August 31, 2019
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The single dick effect

When there is an attraction to an otherwise unattractive person because they are the only male in the room/ available to be conquered.
He’s not even hot its just the single dick effect.
by emilyinharas November 16, 2021
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itchy sphera effect

when a man mentions that their balls are itchy over text, it results in everyone's balls itching (even women aren't safe)
person 1: "arghh my balls itch!"

person 2: "my balls are starting to itch too!!"
person 3: "a classic case of the itchy sphera effect"
by basement eater#87 November 24, 2020
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Dumbing Cruder Effect

Usually the result of the Dunning Kruger effect. When the less intelligent a person is the smarter they believe themselves to be.
When they are unable to dispute real facts and evidence because theirs is only opinion based. They dumb themselves down even further by resulting to crude insults and childish name calling.
Claimant: "This is not a conspiracy theory. I did my own research to fact check everything!"
Doubter: "Your facts and evidence are all invisible because they are only in your imagination. All of your research is just other peoples opinions who agree with you. You are probably only repeating the opinions you heard from someone else."
Claimant (gets emotional and resorts to the Dumbing Cruder effect before leaving): "Well I believe it and I'm sticking with it. You're just too stupid to understand. And besides, you're just a big doodoo head!"
by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023
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The Tone-Gay Effect

This mental condition is commonly found in the rarest of cases. The first known case was discovered by accident in 1876 by William Harrington Beckett IV on an expedition around the world. The side effects can be (but are not limited to):

1. Creating social situations that never actually happened for attention, i.e. being "spiked" on a night out
2. Play-acting at place of work, pretending to collapse due to "stress" and "anxiety"
3. Fraudulent claims of abuse or misconduct
4. Confessing uncharacteristic yet predictable homosexual love for close friends
5. Constructing false narratives of physical confrontations with members of the general public
6. Inexplicable erections that last for an infinite period
7. Developing one-sided sado-masochistic attraction to fiendish harlots
8. Arrange appointments with cohorts only to disengage, re-engage and re-disengage from previously agreed upon plans
9. Incessant correction, of, punctuation. being put in the: wrong places in a sentence?
10. Becoming increasingly incestuous with ones own mother
Tracey: So what's wrong with my son Dr.Lancaster?
Doctor: He is showing signs of what is known as the Tone-Gay effect , I'm sorry madam, it is very rare, it is incurable and there is little we can do to treat it
Tracey: Does that mean he has to be sectioned?
Doctor: I'm afraid so....
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