Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.

Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

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death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

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Death by Softserve

To die during oral sex while covered in semen and softserve ice cream

"I miss my brother. He had a Death by Softserve from his friends"
"My mother had a Death by Softserve at an orgy the other day"

by C.Gabble March 15, 2024

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Commit death

Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death

Other guy:*talking "stupid shit"*
Me:go commit death you little scumbag

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 1, 2019

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Death

Relief. Or pain. You don't get to pick, as you have about as much choice in this as you did life.

"Wh-what!!!! I'm fucking dead?"
"Urrrr-yes?? Godammit Jerry you should be there at this by now"
"HAHAHA, FINNALLY, THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH IN MY GRASP"
"ohshit-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

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