Bird

A bird is a government spy drone
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life

This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action

Unsuspecting victim 1: The bird is acting kinda strange man

Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah

Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"

The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"

by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023

Bird Bomb

The act of sneaking an extended middle finger (the bird) into a photo.

After being rejected to be a bride's maid at her best friend's wedding, Allie got her revenge by bird bombing the group wedding photo.

by Johnny Tsunami 5150 January 18, 2022

Purr bird

A pervert because it gives the impression of them as they arelly are, someone who loves sex and pleasure and most people and is an all around nice person. They reject society's values because they know there stupid and as a result can have amazing sexual aventures and people in the know wish they were them.

He's a purr bird.

by The Fury 13 January 7, 2011

gym bird

The common gym bird is found within the gym flying from pole to pole. Usually not staying for a long period of time and eating a lot of your grain.

The girl is a gym bird! This is her 4th dude in the same gym!

by HotCarlExpress May 1, 2016

45th bird house

a birds nest in a tree on 45th east street

ill meet you by 45th bird house

by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022

Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.

A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"

by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025

bird

the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.

okay let's start over.

can we?

i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.

mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.

by chris doan January 9, 2005