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Osama Bear

An “IDIOTTT” (read in British accent), yet as sweet as his name suggests. E- kidnapped from Ask, he is trustworthy, immature, and stupid in the most lovable way possible. Although he speaks terrible English, but his heart? Clean, clear, and pure.

A nerdy charmer you never saw coming, with a dumb laugh, terrible jokes, and a cuteness level that grows on you more each day. Osama Bear is the ultimate gaming buddy—he’ll support your dumb gaming sense, follow your hero across the map, and still find a way to make you laugh when you lose.

Sure, sometimes he notices other girls and asks if they're pretty (and you’ll yell at him for hours), but he’ll stay patient and kind, because deep down, you know it was out of innocence and not ill will. If you find your Osama Bear, you're beyond lucky, so never let him go, even if you have to, or even if you live 1,803 kilometers away.
Stop being such an Osama Bear—no one else can pull off being this cute and stupid at the same time.

Osama Bear, I think we won the lane!

Osama Bear, do you hate me?
by Pookie Pomegranate July 24, 2025
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Blakey Bear

A nicknamed used by women who simp for a man named Blake.
by BWW3131 March 21, 2022
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lady bear

A sexy woman who is awesome at cuddles. Often refers to bed as "Bear Cave" and boyfriend as "Manly Bear" or "Man Bear"
Dude, she is totally a lady bear, it makes me so happy I just come home go naps all the time.
by Iou Pie January 3, 2017
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Masha and the bear

Masha is a fucking menace against society, not only is she stronger than a near and tiger combined, she also has superhuman powers such as speed, trickery/foolery/deception and many more not enough to fit in here
Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*

Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*

The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:
by bronklebing225 February 10, 2024
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smack a bear

by mooserodeo June 2, 2022
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Bear .S

A large man with an even larger heart, also came to school with a fresh mullet on 31st of August 2020.
Hey look Bear .S is coming, RUNNNNN!
by Yeetusmyfeetus August 30, 2020
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Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
by Scary McClary July 20, 2019
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