how i roll

used to affirm one's impressive attribute

-you always carry around $5000 in cash?
-yeah, that's how i roll

-did you just kick that guy's ass because he looked at your girl?
-you know, that's how i roll

by pugz September 5, 2008

i hate gays

This is something someone would say that is sigma and really does hate gay people

Patrick Bateman: I hate gays

Minion from despicable me: WHAAAAAA

by Abradolf linkler August 17, 2022

i smooch you

Derrek's substition for the three words used most inapropiatly: i love you.

"aw baby i love you."
"what the FUCK?!"
"i smooch you."
"much better."

by tyrone mista May 25, 2008

...and then I found a fiver

At the end of a long story you now realise was really boring, you should always end that story with "...and then I found a fiver."

I was gonna eat some cheese. Then I realised I didn't want any and had some yoghurt instead...and then I found a fiver

by Terry 87 November 21, 2010

I am depressed

I think heavy from tf2 is sad, and will soon comit sudoku

I am depressed! Listen here pal I'm an engineer I don't fix problems, SLAM!

by MR CRiNGE25 October 22, 2020

That's Cool I guess

Something that people say to almost anything that is in no way cool/they used no guesswork in any way, shape or form.

Oh well that's cool I guess.

by The Homie Himself 💯 May 13, 2011

I am the table

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I am the table is the best Metallica meme, and also James Hetfield is the best table.

by NepgearAfficionado May 5, 2022