Facebook Boob-job

The act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. Also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the boobs.

It was false assvertising! She seemed hot in her profile pic, but it was a Facebook boob-job!

by TomtheTourGuide January 26, 2011

Jersey Boob Job

When a person wears multiple bras to make their bust look bigger.

"Wow Tammy's boobs are looking great tonight."
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"

by fromthemitten October 29, 2011

seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.

my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job

by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007

Nose blow job

The disgusting act of full on sucking on a nose like a popsicle during a make out session.

In the movie Abduction, Lily Collins gave Taylor Lautner a nose blow job during the make out scene on the train.

by Skylar.Spencer October 3, 2011

PVC Pipe Job

Take 3 feet of PVC pipe then coat the inside in body temperature lube (96.8 degrees) then slide your penis into the pipe. After that get a partner to insert a cockroach into the other end of the pipe and to blow the insect to the end of your tube with your penis and allow the cockroach to crawl around. Optional: have your partner suck the cockroach out at the end.

Damn, Bethany just gave me the best PVC Pipe Job I’ve ever had.

by Amish_Lover January 29, 2019

better paying job

A job that pays, as the name suggests, better ( ie more than) minimum wage in your society

S on: I want a better paying job, but don't want to start by working at

McDonald's or Burger King

Dad: oh well, you can start by trying to save your sinking Titanic

by Sexydimma March 13, 2017

Good job team!

The exclamation after a job well done...well done at least.

after a group of people are gathered to complete a task. But ironically only one person does all the work.

mowwie: ..fucking Christ. finally done..

Wowwie: Good job team!

Mowwie: the fuck you talking `bout team? lazy som`bitch

by sympothetic botanist October 19, 2008