National Jerk Off Day

On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.

Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.

by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019

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national kaitlyn is gay day

This is a day that is every day of the year where Kaitlyn’s all around the wourld can make out with there non-existent girlfriends because they are lonely. Go have fun making out with no one you lonely person.

Definition of national Kaitlyn is gay day
Person 1:Hey it’s nation Kaitlyn is gay day bro
Person 2: why do you care Your lonely any way
Person 1:go suck a dick
Person 2:fuck you im gay

by Some gay bitch October 17, 2021

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National post Jahjah Day

Jahjah is the most sweetest girl ever she pretty asf and everybody want her add her on Snapchat @jahjahlaja and get y’all pictures to post her periodtt..

marie : you know what tm
Zay: ummm August 8th
Marie: No it’s National Post Jahjah Day, u know the most prettiest girl in the world. Like Duhh
Zay: ohhh shit I’m finna get her picture

It means post her Bc she is pretty
National post Jahjah Day

by Prett bihh August 7, 2019

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National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

by JG00 July 8, 2023

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