Michael

Me, i'm Michael. Not Michael Jackson or Michael B Jordan not even Michael Jordan. Only me, I am Micharl

Aloha Michael
Wow Michael is so happy today
Michael forogt to tie his shoes teehee

by Humbleberry November 26, 2021

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Michael Smart

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart

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Michael

A fucking sweaty ass bitch. He will rock your shit in any 2k and irl for that matter. If you see a Michael on 2k (especially a Mini one) you better turn around and run away to another country or your ankles will get there first. Michael also pulls all the bad biddies. Even if they're way older than him, he bags them. Any girl that meets Michael will just beg for him to serve them his meat. Michael is a sweat.

Holy shit bro! Michael's coming! RUN!!

by dillypong November 27, 2021

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micaela

micaela is the kindest most bodacious gal out there. she has the strangest hair but it really works for her. micaela always sleeps with clothes in her bed, it’s just one of many funny little quirks. she’s so rad and is one of those people that could roller skate around the grocery store and nobody would say anything. she loves to crochet, it adds to her grandmacore vibe.

girl 1: oh micaela’s your roommate?
girl 2: yeah she seasons her food really well

by anonymous November 29, 2021

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