Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus

"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus

by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021

grandniece-in-law

1- Grandnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandniece.

grandniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Arm's Law

Arm's Law

If it's mainstream it's fake.

"I saw Canada's PM Trudeau, his deputy PM, and several other top MPs ALL got on a plane together and flew to Ukraine to watch a U2 concert."

"Oh that's fake"

"How do you know?"

"Arm's Law. If it's mainstream it's fake."

by helloboots May 9, 2022

aunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.

My aunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Ebola's Law

If any game is poorly rendered, with a thick fog, and dark graphics, it will have a creepypasta made of it. PS1 based horror games follow this formula, for instance. Early editions of minecraft fall under this definition as well. This law is related to the phenomenon of liminal spaces, though it is limited to video games, especially older games. These games also tend to be 3d titles, though they do not always have to be as such. Other games with a generally unfitting creepy/unfinished atmosphere also follow this law, such as gmod's gm_construct, or pokemon's lavender town.

noun

"Herobrine is so lame, dude. How did it even catch on?"
"Ebola's law, my dude. Ebola's law."

"Fuck me, Gm_construct is unsettling. It makes for a good example of Ebola's law, though."

by the truthful describer November 7, 2020