What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

Bean

Somebody who is abnormally retarded and mentally insufficient in being able to solve simple tasks in daily life.

Kid gets himself out in handball by pulling a Matty Starand missing the serve twice in a row
Handball Players: You Bean!!!

by pattyrogersismydad6969 October 25, 2017

DJ Bean

flicking the bean dj style

Girl 1: I had the craziest orgasm yesterday! Call me DJ Bean
Girl 2: What the fuck

by ava brooke December 8, 2020

Bean

A loli on unison leauge that is quirky, lovable, and just cute!

Look at that little bean

by bean.bb November 13, 2018

vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023

Cool beans

Super sweet.

Chilled beans.

Kyle has originated the term cool beans

Cool beans Bethany but Kyle’s beans are the coolest

by De@dp00l November 26, 2017

Bean

your not superior your bad and you mean nothing on this world you should end your life

See that guy over there he’s a bean

by imthebeanmakergod April 19, 2021