A dick bath is when a male washes (or freshens up) only his genitalia before going on a date or over to a booty call.
by KeepinItClean June 22, 2009

n. common
The traumatic bending of one's penis when a woman riding on top rides too high, the penis is no longer centered, and the weight of the woman comes down with full force. Typified by an audible popping noise.
The traumatic bending of one's penis when a woman riding on top rides too high, the penis is no longer centered, and the weight of the woman comes down with full force. Typified by an audible popping noise.
<svenmonk> Where did that dick snap Craiggers go? I bet that CFNM pervert will think twice before letting that fat bitch, idali, fuck him on top.
by Stargazer September 4, 2003

by Darren Blatt August 25, 2006

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.
by Bob Williams May 29, 2003


A sock a man wears over his penis when he goes to the tanning salon to tan to prevent it from getting sun burned.
It is advised to always bring a dick sock when you fake bake. What's the point of looking tan and sexy if your dick is burnt.
by lil miss April 26, 2006

All of these definitions are wrong, or half there.
A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.
Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.
Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
Steve -"Jamal knows all the words to every Lil Wayne song, owns all his albums, and even models his personality after him, and he get's upset when you say Lil Wayne isn't the greatest"
David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 23, 2010
